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Introduction
Picture this: a lively karaoke bar on a Friday night, the air thick with anticipation and the faint smell of beer. You’re there, surrounded by friends, laughter echoing around as someone bravely—or perhaps foolishly—picks up the microphone. This is the scene perfectly captured in the song “Too Drunk To Karaoke” by Jimmy Buffett and Toby Keith, a playful ode to those nights that are just a bit too fun.
This song is more than just a melody; it’s an experience wrapped in rhythm and humor. As Buffett and Keith trade verses, they tell the story of a night out that many of us know all too well—one where confidence is fueled by liquid courage and the desire to perform outshines the ability to carry a tune. With each line, they draw us into a world where everyone is a star, at least until the song ends.
What sets “Too Drunk To Karaoke” apart is its infectious spirit and the camaraderie it evokes. It’s a celebration of life’s lighter moments and the joy found in not taking ourselves too seriously. The song connects through its authenticity; these are real moments from real nights out, shared across tables cluttered with empty glasses and crumpled napkins.
Released as a standout track in Buffett’s album, the song acts as a bridge between generations of country music fans. It’s a testament to the power of good music and good company to make any evening memorable. The catchy, foot-tapping beat makes it impossible not to smile—and maybe even sing along, regardless of your vocal prowess.
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Lyrics
Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
Yum, yum!
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun
When I signed up, I was ready to go
But they didn’t call my name for an hour or so
Damn if they didn’t make me wait too long
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon’s song
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you keep on drinking you’re gonna be
Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Well, the place got rocking, temptation was strong
All the pretty girls kept a eggin’ me on
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
You can sing in the shower till you sound real good
You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
If you ask me, hell I killed that song!
When I looked around, everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers ’bout half my age
They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
You’re too drunk to karaoke
That’s what they told me
You’re too drunk to karaoke
How can that be?
You don’t have to be good, don’t have to be refined
You just have to be a legend in your own mind
Don’t have to rehearse, or even sing on key
Just prove that theory of drunketivity
Too drunk to karaoke
Too drunk to karaoke
Look at me!
You’re too drunk to karaoke
Just like me
Too drunk to karaoke